the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
Stay warm with an entire galaxy around your neck. Crafted out of smooth and comfortable polyspandex, this scarf is sure to make your coldest days more bearable. Sold on Etsy.
It’s just a flesh wound.
The single greatest scene in cinematic history.
for all of you in a bad mood here is my full collection of walking dad jokes i have collected over time…
And finally my favorite one…